Party in Abu Sifa
Since the news is wonderful, I thought I'd share it with you. To begin with, Abu Sifa is a delightful paradise for humans, a piece of shit mud hut village where mortals rarely drink clean water and often waste away from completely preventable diseases like cholera. Flies routinely swarm the faces of rotten little children, hoping to suck in some moisture in this wonderfully dry and sandstorm ravaged collection of shacks.
Now it can be revealed to you that some of my delightful minions in the U.S. military authorized a raid on one of those pitiful huts. Hee hee, I can barely contain my glee. To cover up the party that was about to begin, the world was told it was a hunt for an "Al Qaeda member". Yeah right! Word to all you beautiful devil worshippers, you know that there's only 5 real Al Qaeda members in the world, right? And four of them are drinking goat's blood in the town of... well I can't tell you, but it's west of Islamabad and east of Kabul. Hey, I can't reveal all of my dark designs to you mortals.
Anyway, my minions in the U.S. military stormed into this little hut in Abu Sifa and machine gunned 11 completely innocent men, women and children! Isn't that just grand? And when they left, they made sure blow up the place to cover up their tracks. Except of course I made sure that a filthy Believer was nearby to recover the bodies and report my excellent handiwork to the wider world. Of course my greatest trick is nobody will believe American troops would do such a thing! Ahhh... why else do you think they call me the Prince of Lies? Am I a rank amateur?
Abu Sifa is just one of my many little projects in Iraq. I'm a busy little devil these days! I am proud to announce that a few days ago a similar operation in Haditha went down as well. Some pathetic do-gooders have started to connect the dots on my little "El Salvador option" , only just now learning how my minions have organized into sectarian death squads. Hey don't kid yourself you pathetic bloggers, I invented that technique long before El Salvador!
When I get more good news out of Iraq, I will be sure to let you know!
Until then, I remain your Dark Overlord.
Peace is War!